Tuesday, 15 November 2016

Top 5 Reasons I Have Beef With Barbie


Hello Everyone,

Another Week, Another Top 5.

Today we are talk about the shady little mofo, Barbie.



Barbie, dearest, dearest Barbie. She is friend of many, famous for her fashionable attire and her unbreakable 'can-do' attitude, she really is a good, solid egg is barbie... or is she?

For quite some time I have been giving Barbie the side eye, whilst she's been floating around in a mist of pink glitter (#Goals) and cupcakes (#MoreGoals), I have been sitting watching her silently, saying little, seeing plenty...

Creepy? Yes.

Fruitful? Oh definitely.

I've come to the conclusion that our dear friend Barbie isn't as squeaky clean as she would have us believe, welcome to:

The Top 5 Reasons I Have Beef With Barbie

1. Employment History:

Why has no one ever questioned just how many careers Barbie has had? She's been a nurse, a teacher, a pilot, a vet, a dentist, an astronaut, a surgeon... Has anyone ever actually checked her qualifications? Because I'm not convinced that someone can be adequately qualified in so many fields, your thoughts?

2. Never Ages:

Barbie is around 55 years old now, she still looks 20, I'm also interested how her baby sisters are still babies? Illuminati? Aliens? One thing is for certain, that sh*t ain't right!

3. Dubious Sisters:

Putting aside the fact that Barbie and her family never seem to age, there's also the dubious question of the missing siblings, currently we have Skipper, Stacie and Chelsea (Who used to be called Shelly or Kelly but obviously entered witness protection after witnessing the Sindy fiasco *see point five*), but no one mentions the missing siblings, Tutti and Todd? Krissy? They all existed for a while then disappeared...

What did you do with them Barbie?

Also, since barbie was clearly about 40 when Krissy was released, I'm not too convinced that this was her sister after all.

This all points to the conclusion that Barbie and her family are eliminating less successful members of their cult, or, Barbie is actually the mother of a selection of these sisters, lies about it, then has them adopted or 'taken care of', Either way, it's looking shady, Barbie.

4. She's Desperate 

Now, there's nothing wrong with wanting to get married, but when you go to the lengths that Barbie does to try and force your beau to put a ring on it, there needs to be some questions asked.

I'm talking about the awkward moments when Barbie has returned to the scene as a 'Wedding Barbie' of some kind, however, there has never actually been a wedding, Barbie is still single, and, despite making Ken dress up as groom sometimes, the dude still doesn't take the hint.

There was also the forgotten case of Barbie dumping Ken and having an exotic affair with a surfer named Blaine (google it, it happened), before the inevitable reunion with Ken, who, in case you're wondering, STILL HASN'T MARRIED BARBIE.

Perhaps he knows about the missing love children?

5. What Happened to Sindy?

If you're from the UK and kind of old like me past your early 20's, you might remember Sindy, Barbie's British competition. Sindy was a more wholesome version of Barbie (with naff features like Disco hair that didn't actually really work, thanks for ruining my childhood, Sindy!), However, Barbie and Sindy didn't see eye to eye and, as time went on, Sindy began to copy Barbie's style a bit (We're talking the arrival of the boob fairy and a newly plastic surgerised face) Barbie and her people got a bit pissy at this and sued Sindy for stealing her style (again, this stuff is real, google it) and before you know it, *Poof* Sindy is gone...

What did you do to Sindy, Barbie? Where is she?

So what do you think? Do you think Barbie is secretly hiding some shady tendencies? My theory is that Barbie has some really important friends and is above the law because this just doesn't add up, I'd love to hear your theories.


Rosy xx
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  1. This post had me laughing but everything you're saying is so true! Definitely not the best role model! xx

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    1. She's going to be on the crime network I'm sure of it haha.

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  2. I've often wondered the same about the 'sisters'! I wonder if she has ADHD as well, not being able to stick at a job for more then a uniform fitting is suspicious. I also had a Cindy, my dad saved up tokens at Sainsbury's petrol stations and got a princess one for me! #NotOldJustExperienced (It was super special because it was also the first time he wasn't working a shift for my birthday!)

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    1. My parents saved up token for me too! Hello fellow token doll receiver haha.

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  3. Such a nice post!

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  4. I always wondered how those teeny, tiny feet could support her upper body. And how her organs can fit in that minuscule waist.
    Love this post!!

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    1. Haha yes she had many unanswered questions!

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  5. This is such a funny blogpost.

    x Karen
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  6. 😂😂😂 This is crazy hilarious and yes, you are right, she's quite guilty on a lot of charges, especially the not getting old part. You cray.....

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  7. Ah, well... you bite yourself when you say Barbie is over 50 but still looks like 20. This means: She never dies. If I never die I would also join studies in medicine, education, NASA, politics etc. :D Don't be so strict to her. She's amazing and I still think, if we had enough time on earth, we would be presidents and doctors at the same time, too!

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    1. However, she might never age because maybe she's an alien or a clone... consider that one my friend.

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  8. Haha, I love this! Made my day :)

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  9. LOL I couldn't agree more! Awesome post!

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  10. Haha! Oh my gosh, too funny. I love it <3

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    1. :) Glad you enjoyed it Taylor

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  11. That post made me laugh. I wish I could never age like a Barbie.

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  12. Ha absolutely loved this post, made me have a right little laugh!! Totally forgot about Barbie's sister shelly, she has a very questionable life clearly!

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  13. This was fucking hilarious - loved it!

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  14. I'll just throw this down...you need to question GI Joe. That's all I'm saying.

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    1. hahahaha Yes! Why didn't I think of that!?

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  15. Hmm, Ken definitely needs to put a ring on Barbie asap. I mean after all, he has 'brushed her hair' and 'undressed her everywhere'! Oh wow.. is it sad I still have Aqua's Barbie Girl on my iTunes?!

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    1. No way, I love that song haha

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  16. haha, this was so funny to read! I was kind of scared this was going to get all serious about body image & teaching little kids but I´m so glad it didn´t! Really well done, I laughed out loud in public because of this.
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    1. Haha no, I actually quite like Barbie, I can see why people get upset about body image but to me shes just a fun toy I loved as a kid :)

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  17. Hahaha - this post was hilarious! It is true, how can she be a nurse, a teacher AND a pilot? Good question. I actually had no idea that Barbie hadn't married Ken yet either, lol... although I'm pretty sure I did give them a full fledged wedding when I was like 6 or 7.
    Don't show this post to children ;)

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    1. Haha I made Barbie and Ken get married loads... there were also divorves and affairs... I shouldn't have been allowed to watch soaps as a child haha.

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  18. When you put it that way....haha! Soon good/funny points!

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  19. Well, as my blog's title is Barbie Sharon, I feel like I probably shouldn't speak too badly about Barbie. But your points do seem legit haha, it was very funny to read!

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  20. I was a Barbie - addict... I had everything, from the houses to the cars :P
    But I get your point :P

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  21. HaHaHa! This was so cute! Yes, Barbie has had way too many careers. Who does she think she is? Wonder Woman! LOL
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  22. Oh wow I had not heard of Sindy. The times are changing and changing again but there is always Barbie or at least for now.

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  23. OMG I LOVE this! So many things I've never thought of...why HAS she had so many jobs? Plus she's just SO darn perfect.

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  24. So funny!! Haha.

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  25. Haha this is hilarious. You're right. Barbie gets away with so much without anyone questioning her.

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  26. This is probably one of the best "conspiracy" theories I've seen in a long time. LOL. Please have a follow-up of some kind :)

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  27. Haha this post is hilarious I love it! I remember Sindy and I think I actually preferred her although I can't remember why!
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    1. I liked Sindy's big purple eyes :)

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  28. Very funny post - made me laugh all the way through! Have a lovely weekend!

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  29. I had resentments against Barbie for a while now, but never really could put my finger on it. Until today! Thank you for opening my eye to all the dirt that is hidden underneath that bright smile and that oh so tiny waist!

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    1. Haha, she has levels of shady behaviour still left to be uncovered.

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  30. This made me laugh...a lot. She probably uses all the money from her endless amounts of jobs to pay for the surgery to keep her looking young, ahaha!

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  31. Ha! What a funny and delughtful post to read. Whoa, Sindy ... now you have brought back memories, lol. Although I wasn't too keen on Barbie, my sister had pretty much all of Barbie's get up and entourage. Barbie likely needs a bit of therapy by now, all of those years with multiple careers, and trying to maintain that impractical body. :-)

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    1. I was in love with Barbie as a kid, I had everything haha.

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  32. Haha these are all so true! I used to be so obsessed with Barbie, this post brings back so many memories!

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  33. Perfect! I love and i follow your blog, please follow me too
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  34. This cracked me up from beginning to end, and I'm so with you on those dubious sisters!

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    1. There's definitely something going on isn't there!

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  35. haha I used to love Barbie when I was a kind
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  36. Hahaha, that's hilarious, I enjoyed reading this.
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  37. Hahahaha, this post was great! This is true, why the bloody hell doesn't barbie age!! Have a lovely weekend :)

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    1. I know! I want whatever cream she has.

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  38. Gurllllllll...this post had me on a roll! Hilarious!! Yes, Barbie do answer us please. Great fun post, hun. :)

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  39. I agree with you Rosy. Something is definitely amiss. Lots of things actually. And don't even get me started on the unnatural body proportions and false perfection of this seemingly innocent doll. I never really played with Barbie dolls during my formative years, and sought my refuge in books instead (much more reliable companions I'm sure you'll agree!).

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    1. I loved Barbie as much as I loved books, for me though she was never a role model, she was just someone who had a huge house haha.

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  40. Fun reading! :) Barbie was my favorite while growing up, but now I started questioning some things haha :) Loved this post! xo

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    1. Haha, she has some shady ways :)

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  41. nice post, hahahaha ,Barbie you have got a lot of questions to answer. lol.

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  42. I love Barbie!! :D

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  43. FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!!! How in the world has she had so many jobs and not aged. When did she get the time to get 324 degrees and how is she able to do all of it and still make dinner? Lies. All lies and I'm glad you called her out. Let's send this review to Mattel!

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  44. Loved this post! I actually always wondered about all her jobs when I was little & of course I wanted her in every single career, outfit & hair colour! I totally forgot about Sindy too! Anyway, Barbie has a lot to answer for!

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    1. I also wanted every single career too haha.

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  45. Loved reading this post! It's funny, when you were little and played with Barbie these questions didn't cross your mind! I'm glad you called her out!

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    1. Haha, I think we are all oblivious as children ;)

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  46. Lol! Loving the humorous tone of this post babe! There are definitely a lot of things to question about barbie! Like why have her tatas not migrated south after being over 55 years old? THey're still as perky as a newly filled silicon sack. Did you hear they will be releasing a full figured barbie this year?? So excited to see what it will look like!

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    1. Ooh I am interested to see this new Barbie, there's been a few fuller figure ones floating around already but I do love a good Barbie release :)

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  47. Haha such a funny post, perfect reading for Friday :D
    have a lovely weekend!
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  48. You are actually ridiculously hilarious!! Lol'd my way through this, so frickin funny!!

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  49. Haha! This post is fantastic!:) I like your style of writting:)

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  50. hahaha, I LOVEd to read this :)
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  51. Wow this really opened my eyes. I usually only see people criticize Barbie's body but nothing about her family or employment history. Bringing up the real points here. Good job :P

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  52. LMAO! You never fail to make me chuckle and this is another ace from you! I had no idea about Sindy so that was a revelation.

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  53. I've never known anyone that describes barbies like this, I totally enjoyed reading it! I had barbies when I was a kid but my mom wouldn't let me buy a lot of her clothes so I couldn't play too much with them. :D

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  54. This is so funny and I love it haha. Definitely got a lot of questions for Barbie!

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  55. Love the post and thoughtful content!!
    Hope you had an amazing weekend :)
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  56. This post was everything! It's early Sunday morning and some unruly neighbors had woken me up and left me in a bad mood. Your post has made me smile, elevated my mood considerably and got me putting on my conspiracy theory hat. I'm also curious about how this b**** looks immaculate for over 50. Dammmmmm. I'm contemplating a hostage situation in attempts for her to reveal her secret to the fountain of youth.

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  57. amazing!

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  58. Amazing post!
    Have a nice week-end!
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  59. haha oh Barbie. That was a fun read. I like your sense of humor :)
    Have a lovely Sunday Rosy :)
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  60. Oh my god, you are bloody fantastic. I loved this so much! Such a unique and funny post that left me giggling to myself. You are completely and utterly right, SCREW YOU BARBIE!

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  61. what did happen to Sindy haha!

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  62. Haha this post made me laugh, you just made my day! I remember Sindy but I was a fan of my original girl, Barbie, I remember I didn't want any 'imitations' so I sticked to my girl! But I get your point, she must be some kind of evil haha! I envy her for being 55 and looking like this, what kind of sheet masks is she using?

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  63. Amazing post! Finally something different!♥

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  64. Ah loved this post! Thank you so much for sharing.

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  65. This made me laugh so much, Barbie has a lot of explaining to do xxx

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  66. Haha, this was so much fun to read ;)
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  67. This is a hilarious post! All women should have a beef with Barbie! I think she should stay cool and single forever and forget Ken. :)

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  68. Such a funny post!!! Thanks for sharing!!! LOL!
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  69. I agree with everything you've mentioned.

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  70. This post is hilarious, and I never knew Kelly wasn't a thing anymore! Your sense of humor is wonderful!

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  71. Very entertaining read!! Did you know that they originally only made Barbie the shape she was because it was supposed to make it easier to dress/undress her into different outfits (or so I read) ;)
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  72. Lovely post dear! Have a great week! xx

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  73. OMG I loved this!
    I just Googled all the names you mentioned and nostalgia hit me so hard. I just want to play with my Barbie now... btw. Shelly was my favorite sibling and I always thought Ken was just a stupid pretty boy haha

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  74. wow thats some great barbie trivia. I love skipper and shelly , still have them and totally understand this obsession. Now i have a daughter who is equally crazy.
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  75. Barbie and Ken it's love!
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  76. hahaha can't stop laughing! great post!
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  77. This is hilarious! Great post. Gemma x
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  78. This post is hysterical!! Brings me back to when I used to collect Barbies, haha. So funny!

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  79. For sure I remember Sindy! My little sister had this "little Barbie". Thanks for this post - Barbie had definitely a place in my childhood :)
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  80. All valid questions! I vaguely remember Sindy but, yeah, Barbie has always been Miss Popular.

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  81. "What happened to Sindy" HAHA this is brilliant, I never twigged their were so many suspicious things about Barbie ;)

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  82. Hilarious! haha

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  83. Like always, your post was brilliant, clever and funny, dear! And btw, I haven't had idea about Sindy, LOL :D

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  84. Hahahah I am dying this is brilliant, love it ! I funny enough have wondered the same thing ;P

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  85. Haha this is too funny! I laughed so hard!!
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  86. Haha, girl!! This was such a funny post!! I have actually watched a video on BuzzFeed on Barbie and think Wanda Sykes gave a fab interview on Ellen regarding Barbie and literally why she wouldn't buy a doll for her kids, haha.
    Nicely written, lovely! :D
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  87. OMG. This is hilarious. I love this blog post!! But so true. lol Thanks for the laugh and great post!
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  88. OMG I miss Sindy, though.

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  89. This is funny af! hahahah! How can anyone have beef with Barbie? She was my role model and inspiration growing up. Heck she was my only friend then! Haha! But we eventually had to part ways and now I keep her in a dusty cabinet at home. But on a serious note, I can somehow see how this relates to real life (or I could be just too imaginative?). Anyway, you could write your own magazine in the future! I love how witty and clever you are. :)

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  90. Hahahahaha, this was so good. Honestly, thank god little kids don't think this through or Barbie would be GONE. I loved Barbie while growing up but ya, she's either hella smart or something's up with her qualifications...

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  91. Barbie is such an impossible ideal for women, no wonder it was designed by a man!

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  92. I also love Barbie! So many childhood memories <3
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  93. This post got me laughing, haha! Loved it. Have a lovely week! <3

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  94. laughed my "aging" asH off at this.
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  95. Loved reading this post, so entertaining!!
    Have a lovely day :)
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  96. Haha this cracked me up! I forgot about the Barbie/Blaine/Ken love triangle! Maybe Blaine left her for Sindy? x

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  97. Haha, this was such a cute + funny read! And seriously- what happened to Sindy?!

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  98. Haha great points! Very fun read.

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  99. Such a funny post, Rosy! I had never questioned these things about Barbie. It was never my favorite toy but I do still have my two childhood Barbies.

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  100. Hhahah ... It's a toy so I def. have no beef with Barbie for me my Barbies were my favorite toys. Did I ever think I want to look like Barbie. No, cause even as a child I knew she was just a toy :)

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  101. LOL Barbie really is a shady little mofo now that you mention it. I used to be obsessed with barbies as a child but through the years have definitely had a lot of beef with her. Like when they tried to make her an engineer... but then made her ask reliant on the help of male colleagues. I can only hope that barbie continues to evolve as a character so she can serve as a better role model to future generations!

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  102. OMG. Too many interesting information, here! I remember having a tantrum just to take Barbie home. LOL. I guess she's going to be here a while. Had fun reading this! xoxo


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  103. This post is amazingly well written - and so funny. Lol.

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  104. This is a hilarious post! I actually totally agree with you. There are definitely some shady things going on. Like her perpetual "relationship" with Ken. And her siblings. I don't get why they show up then disappear and lack the attention they deserve. Also, for her many occupations, I bet she hasn't held a job longer for a day. Probably got them just for the outfit. In all seriousness, I don't like the ideas Barbie instills in young girls. Though when I was younger I did have a collection of Barbies. But my view has definitely changed since.

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  105. hahahahaha...yea you're right , no one knows what exactly Barbie does for a living ,Nurse , Vet ,what? really enjoyed reading this post.

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  106. This post is hilarious and adorable, I love it c: And exactly - how is she not 55 - 75 years old???

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  107. hihi :-D but Barbie is a ICON! :-D
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  108. This is hilarious! I'm sure she's been an Olympian and a stay at home mum as well! She really is iconic though, i love the history behind it.


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  109. have a nice thursday!

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  110. This was so awesome! I loved your post and can see why you would have shade with Barbie! I always questioned her many careers myself and when I was very young, I used to love Barbie and the Rockers but, I always wondered why she never aged as well. This made me laugh! I really love this post you are epic xx http://www.bauchlefashion.com/2016/11/animal-attraction.html

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  111. Lol this is so funny! Loved reading this!

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  112. wow loved reading this- great blog post!!

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  113. Haha such a great post and points! I love Barbie too and have a great collection still! :) Her carrier is impeccable right? haha! And you are so right! What freaking happened to Sindy? :D
    I really enjoyed reading this post my dear! Thanks for sharing!
    xoxo
    Stella
    www.stellaasteria.com

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  114. this post was a right giggle and omg, I REMEMBER BLAINE!!

    Hannatalks

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  115. Haha! Great post! Had a barbie before! Followed you on GFC- follow me too?

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  116. Ahahhah this post is so funny, I love it! Barbie is so shady.
    xx
    LA VEINE

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  117. Omg I needed to read something like this today! Best post this week I had a chance to see! I agree, someone should check if her sisters are aliens! Have a lovely day, Iga x
    www.igaberry.com

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  118. Hilarious!!!!!

    http://www.fashionablyidu.com/

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  119. Haha! This is really witty! I think barbie finally got rid of her thigh gap! so I guess atleast she has put on weight by 55! I hope that comforts You! :D <3

    xoxo Deepika
    http://mugglefashion.com/

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  120. Great post!
    Have a nice week-end!
    Gil Zetbase
    http://gilzetbase.com/

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  121. Haha, this was such a fun read! :D Never really thought of Barbie in that way... You're right tho, she deffo seems kinda shady! But I still love herrrr. <3 xoxo

    Kay
    http://www.shoesandglitter.com/

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  122. such a great post! hope you're having a wonderful Sunday!

    mfashionfreak♥blog

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  123. What a lovely post idea! I totally get your beef with Barbie :) xoxo

    www.naomella.com

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  124. I love Barbie!

    www.fashionradi.com

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  125. This post is so funny, I was always more of a Bratz girl myself!

    Lauren Ashleigh xx

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  126. This post is hilarious and so spot on! Go girlie, I think your beef with Barbie is 100% justified ;) Damn Ken, Beyonce released that song way back in 2008 and you still ain't put a ring on it yet? That just ain't right dude haha ;) Also totally with you on the Barbie qualification front, having that many vocations seems very shady and dubious AND the affair with Blaine is unforgivable! Also very jealous of her wardrobe. Damn you Barbie <3

    Sophie | soinspo xo

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  127. this is so cool

    thedaydreamings.blogspot.com

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  128. Had a good giggle to myself reading this, great post love.
    Zoe xx
    www.zoeliannex.blogspot.co.uk

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